around the world

i have this song stuck in my head.
ill post it for you

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thank you!

utility belt

I have decided that i want to get a utility belt, just like batman.
but unlike him i will put only stuff i will need regularly unlike him.
(shark repellent! i know it was useful but how often are you going to use that)

things i would need.
-prepaid credit card of 50$ for emergency cab fair
-cell phone
-gum
-flask of rum.
-some sort of multi-tool or swiss army knife
-marbles(for juggling)
-deck of cards
-tim hortons rim roller.
-head phones
-blue tooth head set
-rabbits foot
-fries.
-mouthwash
-slingshot
-apples
-grappling hook.
-20 feet of rope
-a gun
-kryptonite (incase superman attacks)
-couple bucks in change
-waterbottle
-fish food.
-dvd of shaun of the dead
-thermos of soup or coffee
-a sammich
-set of batteries

and thats about it, dont know if my utility belt could hold more but if it could i would put in a skateboard

Mission move from this sofa

on thursday my buddy got a new sofa along with 2 new videogames. nhl11 and Halo reach. i basicly have done nothing put play these games with eating breaks. we usally watch a movie in the breaks. but in the few days this sofa has been here im pretty sure ive allready worked in a but grove. This is what my life has come to.
eat, sleep, army, videogames, and the gym. theres nothing random about it, if its not working hours im in the same spot as i was last week or even yesterday.
god im boring
but i beat halo today, trying it on the hardest difficulty in a few minutes.
yeah.
exciting.

New Job?

buddy was getting a tattoo, and I was shooting ideas at the artist for new ink for myself.
she then asked if i ever wanted to be a artist.

blew me out of the water, like i thought about it but like really?
she just told me to draw up some flash ideas for a portfolio and start handing it out.
she said its the easiest way into the business

and you know what. im thinking about it.

Shit happens.

ok im going to skip the good right now and go right to the bad.
this weekend my car was keyed.
full out anger, deep into my doors trunk and hood. wtf man
but really, who cares. the car still runs and i have friends that are going to help me fix it.

on to the good.
last weekend in summer i spent in a Mansion on a lake. not a cottage a fucking MANSION!
like wow this was the biggest house ive ever been in.
i felt like god there. so awesome!
and it seems i have alberta sub zinger
my alberta zinger is James McGuire same kind of jokes, same taste in women, more gas.
but his family is rich. but his older(much older) sister reminds me of his mom, very proper.
zingers dogs, his nieces always hyper and enjoy yelling from understairs. (i almost died the first time as i fell backwards down the stairs)

work, awesome.
They have me working on firetrucks, yeah army training and learning to fix trucks and armored vehicles and im working on firetrucks.
they are like the voltron from hell.
the chasis is made in ottawa,
Allison transmissions from ontario somewheres
engine, either a dertroit diesel 92 or 53. form uhh i dont know detroit,
the fire package(like water turret or boom ladder) made in italy, upgraded in finland, assembled in florida and shiped out to vancover.
so basicly there is no 1 god manual they you have to find out what varient you have and find out yourself.
wiring, everywhere all shrinked sealed because of the water.
but god its awesome to be working on them.

still i miss my friends
and drinking everyweekend,
and cooking my own food.
and sleeping in a comfy bed.

why cant i have best of both worlds?

HolyFUCK

ok here i am, third month in lovely wainwright Alberta. I cant say much bad about this place, I work with great some great people, and when i do get work its awesome, dirty hand, grease monkey work! and its awesome. but on the first. 40days from my end of contract date they tell me i wont be able to finish my package in time.

what does that mean to me?

it means i got over 100 days until i am home.
bummer
i miss alot in hamilton. like i dunno warm weather! good looking girls. good bars and most of all
my friends.
but the way i see it is.
I'm not going anywhere in life. ill probably go back to Hamilton to go on EI or work some min wage job, scrap by until i get another army job.
so ill work here as long as i can and try to get something on the civi-side for when i get back to hamilton, but the way things seem it doesnt look too good for me.
whatever.
on the plus side, im looking into getting more tattoos and i just bought a new(ish) car. so not all is lost.

but heres a joke to end on.
A Guy at a bar went up to his buddy and asked him, "Can I have twenty bucks for a blow job?" His buddy then said, "I don't know. Are you any good?

In the army now.

Here in wainwright, Alberta actually ever since i joined the army in August 06 i have picked up a few things that they did not tell you when i first joined. here are some tips for those who want to join. Learn from my Fuck ups.

1. when given 15 mins to eat. time does not start when you get your food. it does not matter if it took you 13min to get your food. Ball up your fries, Grab anything you can stick into your pockets that wont go bad
2.All army food needs ketchup. EVERYTHING is boiled and overcooked.
3.High moral. i know this doesn't seem important but the army shits on everyone, not matter how bad it is. it can/will get worse. high moral helps pass thou the shit storm.
4.Don't kiss ass but also don't go out of your way to make it known your not an ass kisser. I have never kissed ass but i steped on some ego's early on. hence 4 years in and still no promotion.
5.When you can have fun with radios. but use correct radio procedure to do so. like call out attractive looking girls in a convoy. or do so with out letting people know who you are and. Randoly meow in the radio. start a tim hortons run by getting other peoples orders. pretend your talking into a mcdonalds drive thou mic.
6.Salute Salute Salute. anytime you see an officer. because a. it pisses them off. b. cant get in trouble for saluting. even when you dont need to but if you dont and they want to be a dick they can Jack you up!
7.ketchup. i cant stress this enough.
8.ration packs. save everything. it will be usefull for pranks or just a moral boost later.
9. Dress and deportment. Being the best looking man in nato does take some time :)
10.Gym is free go early go often!
that is IT.
Jog on!

parrie dog.

i was wondering how stupid these Parrie dogs are. and my answer is VERY stupid.
im talking like bud lite guy times a million!
since Friday i have
kicked one because he walked on my foot
watch one run into a car and get squished
run into a wall when i chased it.
eat their own dead.
like really.
its like hamilton squirrels that have inbred for a few hundred years with some sort of retarded gopher.
but what really pisses me off. is the random fucking holes that they make.
everywhere.
i walk the same path to the gym everyday at 545 and today my foot fell into a hole made by one of these part squirrel part gopher full retard.
other than that i have to say i have never seen so much rain EVER. like really. i have 76 days untill im home that means ive been here for 24 and its been clear for ONE whole day.

other than that rant alberta is pretty cool. cheep car insurance so if i do get my bike its going to be cheep cheep cheep on insurance! its going to be awesome! just have to try to find a job for when i get home.

anywho mess is closing and i have to go.

Greeting from wainwrongistan

hello one and all. im commenting from a pirated wifi signal.
thats right mofo's if you think your cool putting your password as password. you deserved to be hacked. :)

but on other news let me up date you on things that is happening right now.
A: im trying to get this super cool bike.
i know what your thinking, "hey grant don't you already have a super cool bike in hamilton." and thats just it! its in Hamilton
but its a Suzuki Gsx-R600. and all im waiting on right now is a Co-signer. hopefully i can get one! im pumped!
B: im working with Armored vehicles which is fucking awesome except for the random hull monster
and finally im going on a marathon run sometime in september so anyone reading this give me random texts telling me to stop being lazy and go for a run. it can and will be helpfull

OMG ALBERTA!

so hears the thing.
 if you did not know I'm out in Alberta. Yes Alberta. beautiful place, not many gas stations, and i get to share a bathroom with a roommate.

So my First Friday out here i get my good buddy Ryan Rees to pick me up from Wainwright. (very small and shitty town) Any who Rees decides to test drive this jimmy that he is going to buy, sad thing is that it has a small leak in his gas tank. so we get to Ministik a small town with a gas station that closes at like 5pm!

 

So that's where the jimmy broke down, i know eh, then Rees gets the idea to turn into a school parking lot hidden from vehicles passing to show them that we are in need of help.
and its down a hill.
so after many failed attempts of going up this hill, we FINALLY got up the hill and with in 10 mins we had a red silverado pull over, and who was in it?
her name was Leah. about 5 foot nothing girl.
she was smoking hot. and this is when Rees make the statement that "this is how all horror movies start"
but Leah decided to stay.
so i jump in and dive to the nearest gas station and its closed, and she drives back to the jimmy and shes like the next closest gas station is like 30 mins away.
We pile into her truck and its just a bucket seat so we are pretty crowded be on this trip i learn how to do a few simple things.
1. use a Tim Hortons coffee cup to hide your beer can so your passengers can drink when you drive.
2. that country girls are crazy and not all of them listen to just country some listen to metal.
3. that this girl has the hot for an out of province army guy.

so we shoot the shit and when we get back i grab her number off her and she said shes heading into edmonton for the night for a friends party, so i was to give her a shout later that night. i ended up given her a call but i was in the bag when i did and i left a drunken message.
the next day i got a text saying sorry she missed my call but would love to hang out sometime, so i must of made a good impression :)

so yeah when your car runs out of gas. don't think of it as a bad thing. good always comes out of something bad.

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

peace out nukka!

my taking over the world plan

So today when zinger got home. i had him help me come up with a plan to take over the world.
it goes a little like this

My objective is simple: world domination.
My motive is a little bit more complex: to show them all

Stage One

To begin my plan, i will assassinate a Pope. This will cause the world to choke on their food. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good wearing the skin of another human? They will ask these questions as the gluttons choke!

Stage Two

Next, I WILL vaporize the Moon (ooh, tides! kinky). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom(that i will build in my backyard), a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do my super very evil bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, i will unleash my horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about an End to Sanity. My name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, deadly kittens and other small fuzzy animals that can cause havoc, and no man will ever again dare steal my nachos!. Everyone will bow before my Mind-Boggling Insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore my credit rating. and bring me a bag of burrito's!


"BBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" -Gir

Stay Puff

so today marks the 15th day of being in my own place and the only thing i can say is that its TOTALLY AWESOME!
so many things that I've done. thrown party's and just chilled its awesome. its a huge step in my life and i cant get over how totally awesome it is!

some things that i have done since moving it.
-watched Zombieland 7 times in a row in one night.
-constantly watching invader zim
-Partyed on a tuesday
-balloon bombed zinger
-learn to cook a mean omlette
-got a charcoal BBQ

but yeah that said i have to say along with the good i have some bad too. like how shitty our dryer is. how much of a mess this place was when we moved in. or how sketchy the neighborhood is. other than that its cool

oh and my coffee maker. the one i JUST bought shocks me every so often. friggen hurts twice today! it was quite. shocking. AHHAAH im punny :p

oh and i cant run up my stairs very well with a iphone that's recording >.<


"Listen.... do you smell something?" -Bill Murry-ghostbusters

and thats all.
peace out nucks

burn the witch.

ok so i was playing some Left 4 Dead and i threw a Molotov at a witch and it go me thinking.
why did we burn witches?

Was it out of fear?
or was it out of fun.
I am going to have to say its the latter. humans are crazy for violence. the romans are a prime example of that with gladiators. but that's another note.
but how could you tell if a witch was a witch?
Book writing’. Ability to tell the time without staring at the sun. make a sandwich with out cheese!The Devil’s Work! What do we do with witches? We burn them!
so i checked google to see if google could help me find out how to find a witch, and i ran across a video that i have long forgotten about.

So why did we stop burning witches?
extinct?
we became more civil?
just stop being fun?
I think we should start burning things again.
not witches thou, way to oppressed.
but douchebags.
like that bud light guy. god i hate him.
people who wear sweaters tied around their necks.
People who drive way to slow. im talking like 30 under in a 50 durring rush hour!
And that guy who writes David Caruso scripts.
"Horatio, looks like the doctor died from an overdose"-csi
"looks like the doctor"*puts on sunglasses*"got a taste of his own medicine"-Horatio Caine

Moving

alright. i know i have already posted today but i think i need to kill time untill my plants can be harvested in farmville. at 1230.
Ok, so i am moving out in less than 6 days, under one week. mixed emotions. because of a few stress factors. i havent even started packing yet. probs going to do it a day before or something haha i always leave shit for the last minute. another stress factor is the fact i still don't have a bed. or matress. so yeah i dont know what im going to sleep on once i get there. my boss is having a hard time finding jobs so im not going to be making money for a bit, so i need to cut down on my spending and hope i can get a job bricklaying. GAH! and i need to get a shit tonne of shots for the operation im going on in june. like hep-a and hep-b shots thats all this week. god its going to be fun!
but with all these stress factors, i stumble upon a song so relaxing that it destroys all the cares of the world. i think i have listened to it ten times now, thank you danny for posting this. it deff helped. :)
and on a side note what colour should i paint my room. im thinking a green. more to come when i actully pick a colour.
http://soundcloud.com/dj-dain/dont-worry-im-yours-mashup?page=2#play
thats the song.
here is a quote for you to end on.
"You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me"-Columbus 

okokokok.

so what do you think of when some one asks you what the most badass thing in the universe.
here is some of the answers i have gotten from that.
-Chuck norris.
ok i can agree with this. he is pretty awesome. i also would have accepted MR.T or pre-pacifier Vin Diesel.
-Fucking in public.
Jesus nipples. i almost died when i got this response. i was meaning people or things like maybe a stretch armstrong or maybe a 12 sided rubix cube, thats pretty badass. but fucking in public that is pretty badass come to think of.
-Jesus Christ on a unicorn with a rocketlauncher that launches Firballs of awesome.
ok this is more like i was expecting. that would be awesome to see. like in space. facing some sort of 3 headed monster, or that really annoying budlight guy. FUCK HIM. you are not funny. you are  lame.
ps this is my answer
-Kittens covered in spikes.
i wouldnt say badass per say. but it would be painful when that cat jumps on your lap wanting to be pet. it would be like having a cactus that enjoys belly rubs, throwing up on your stuff, and secretly trying to kill you...

that photo. that is pretty badass but im pretty sure that guy got his ass runover. it was that protester from china way back when.
-Donkey kong.
thats a good one too, i honestly stealing the princess and throwing barrels and just destroying shit. to on marios side helping him out, well kinda. and being a badass cart in mariocart 64. over all that would be a pretty rad choice.

and to finish it off ill show you what is not badass at all. no its not a pic of Obama or a sandwich with out cheese but they where close 2nds

that guy. is. Fail.
makes me want to facepalm.

Undead turtles!

Lets just jump into this!
I was talking to my friends at a local establishment about how we ate alphagetti
you all know it and love it

anyways i was telling them my brother and i would have a race to see who could inhale it faster. we never knew who won because it was so close. as i was explaining it sarah states her dad eats it right out of the can. so i was like
STOP
how does he heat it up in the microwave if the can is made of METAL.
it just would not work
but then my buddy mr josh is like you have to use some sort of turtle.
ok so your holding a turtle, but what if the microwave is some how able to shoot out some sort of lazer and fuze that turtle to your hand!
i know super cool. but some how getting the turtle to fuse to your hand will give it some sort of super powers.
no no nononono not just regular superpowers.
but Grant what are regular super powers?
-strength
-speed
-healing
-wolverine claws

none of these.
nononono this turtle that is fused to your hand will shoot out smaller turtles. SNAPPING TURTLES
that will latch onto nipples and other very tender parts of your body up to but not excluding ears, nose, elbows, armpits and the groin area.

i think that would be super cool super power.
even cooler if when it transformed it gain a bandanna
orange
and i will name him micheal

Update:
here is a pic that my friend made for me.Renee (sorry i dont know how to do the e thing)

Fire.

This post is going to be about fire and why i dislike being on fire or burnt.
Reasons:
1. The smell is awful!
2. Not a big fan of blisters.
3. Also not a fan of being charcoal
4. You can't play with children when on fire!
5. Being on fire will make you a nudist if you dont act quickly.
6. Not being called a firecrotch.
7. The lack of that burning sensation you get.
i would come up with more but that's all i can think of right now.

SO
anyways got a new job, i torch tar onto flat roofs, i enjoy it but i dont enjoy my shoes catching on fire, which has happened a few times. once it even burnt right to my sock. and don't even get me started on the lack of arm hair i have now, that was fun. guess ill post the pic of my glove tomorrow or sometime soon really.
later

Pockets

Ok so if you dont know me or never met me, i am letting you know im a drinker.
well on weekends at least.
it would seem that i pick up some random objects when i drink. I guess i have a fascination with collecting things when im drinking. so i decided to record what i just empted out of my pockets.
-empty de monte peach cocktail juice box
-half used bottle of hand sanitizer
-3 pennys
-3 quarters
-2 loonies
-1 toonie
-1 one hundred dollar bill
-a bill for a hat
-2 golden tickets
-a golden bottle cap
-one pen
-my keys
-zinger phone(i lost mine i guess)
-15 cents of canadian tire money
-a lighter.... i dont smoke.
-ear plugs
-a die.
-peice of black tape
-i scrunched up napkin. it seems un-used
-half of a plastic fork, spoon or knife. no top part.
-3 pop can tabs
-elastic band
-some lint.


and thats it.
well i dont remember picking up half the stuff here, but im sure i had a reason for keeping what i kept.
until next time.

jello. from shooters to fighters

ok i wanted to do this "blog" thing in full force but right after my last post my PC decided to take a nose dive into oblivion. and she stopped working completely. but i have found temp means at that moment so now for my nonsensical rant!
The other day, i went to a kegger.
if you know me that is not strange at all. but this one was different!
how could it be different than other, university thrown events that you go to like flip cup, beer pong, and random shit breaking.
well first i showed up already SHITFACED. to what point i dont recall.
but i was promised Jello wrestling. like not me wrestling in the said jell but like girls. so i had to be there!
SO
i went there with my two super awesome amigos. Zing and Kristen.
hang on i missed a part. let me start at the start.
ok so i live right by a boston pizza, so me and allie, sarah, connor, and my parents, and renee was there too. but yeah they have schooners there, its like a super awesome tall glass of beer, if you drink 100 you get your own super awesome glass with your name engraved into it. so i ovi had to have 2. then after we birdman the waiter.(ill disscuss this on a later note) and leave a good tip we head back to my place. this is where there where trays of jello shooters waiting for me. so waiting for zinger i decided i was going to make a tower of empty shooter cups, so after a try of about 30 i was allready feeling good. so thats the start of my Jello filled night.
back to heading to the kegger.
i learnt that i can jump over bike racks, garbage cans and small shrubs with ease. railings not so much.
but so we get there the kegs taste awful. i mean god awful. they got cheep stuff i know but they got the cheep cheep stuff which is pretty lame if you ask me, but thats all i remember about the beer. so anyways nearing the end of the night some girls finally got into the jello fighting, with tonnes of horny university males chanting on, at first i was like ok theses girls are OK but then i found my calling. i noticed someone scooping the jello and putting in back into the pool.
if there where a real job like that i want it.
so i decided that
A. i get front row seats to the action( CHEA!)
B. i can use this to pour it on the girls
so thats exactly what i did, grab buckets of overflown jello and poured it on the girls who where fighting for the hearts and mind of the guys at that party. sure i got some jello on myself from being that close. but it was worth it.
but then zinger pointed one girl who wanted to fight but didnt want to go into the jello and get dirty. so i waited untill she was walking with her back towards me and i went to throw a bucket on her. In my hast i forgot that the ground was covered in slippery jello and i slid into the jello and nearly droping the large bucket on my self. but karma works in strange ways, with the last girl distracted by my inebriated ass. another girl tackled her into the pool. then i jump up and proceded to do my job. people cheered and i was a hero, and shortly after that is when i blacked out, but i had a recipt for a sub at subway so im sure i had a good night from there on.

and that's my story about jello

Sleep dep?

so this past weekend i decided to work a metric shit tonne of hours and just get my self sleep deprived. so i came up with this theory at work
What if we could train monkeys to do grunt work like clean up around the work place.
i know that's a great idea!
WRONG
sure, at first it would be fun. hey lets miss treat the monkeys. come up with some slang to put them down and degrade them. yeah lawls would be had.
but.
then you will get Peta or some other pro-hippy bullshit to make sure that the monkeys would have equal rights and shit. saftey packages, health benifits, you know shit like that. then before you know it they become members of society.
ok. so they are member, but not equal members. sure they dont get whipped or throw their dung around anymore but, they are getting up there. before you know it monkeys are union reps, they are owning corner stores, selling stuff at flea markets, then it happens.
Monkey for president
yes thats right, it will escalate to this BE WARNED. then all the stoner and idiots that think it would be funny to have a monkey as president would vote for him. then before you know it BAM he gets in. Riots would happen all over the world, monkey uprising countrys would be over thrown by our fesses throwing brethren and before you know it, this world we live in. this earth would just be another planet of the apes.

SO
to any mad scientists or just crazy scientists, trying to train a monkey to talk and take orders. PLEASE for the love of god and all things holy stop your work. you have no idea what kind of snowball effect that this will have.


but long story short. i believe it is necessary to get adequate sleep when working long hours and drinking all night.
that be all.

The Perfect Glass

For the longest time, the best drink to me was pop. in a glass or right from the bottle.
it wasn't until i started drinking i actually found the perfect drink.

Cranberry juice
i love it.
cold, warm it does not matter.
how it starts off sweet but like life ends with a bitter, almost sour taste in your mouth.
but i love it in a tall glass filled with ice, so when you take a drink its chilled to the point where the bittersweet flavour come out!
cant wait for tonight so i can have a nice glass of Cranberry and vodka .

Laters

So it Begins

Well being unemployed, broke and bored out of my skull, i have decided to start this blog.

so here goes, ill start with 50 things about myself.
1. Life experience 21 years
2. I stand 6 feet tall
3. I am a Reservist in the Canadian forces
4. I have some experience in most trades
5. I love watching the food network
6. I drive a Classic '93 Buick Regale custom
7. Chuck Palahniuk books are an obsession not a hobby
8. At times, I'm a Dick.
9. But I'm the best damn dick you know.
10. I hated the Beatles for the longest time. then across the universe came out.
11. I believe zombies can be real one day!
12. Pestering people is a talent I've developed over the years
13. Feet. hate them, mostly my own.
14. I get teeth envy often
15. ...on that note i have OCD about Brushing and mouthwash.
16. And flossing.
17. I still live in my parents basement.
18. I do not remember owning a bed.
19. Still haven't Figured out my one good talent.
20. Drinking is my Pasttime.
21. Along with drinking i like going on adventures.
22. I love late nights but hate mornings.
23. breakfast is the best meal of the day
24. I love to play sports but hate watching them.
25. In school the only thing i was great at was football and lunch.
26. I have a memory of a goldfish.
27. Randomly just go for long drives just to get away.
28. My land speed record is 160kph
29. I have the best family that anyone can ask for. including you sarah
30. I love Coke-a-cola but hate pespi
31. The only candy i crave is the cadbury eggs and the odd laffytaffy bars
32. eating candy hurts my teeth.
33. I haven't seen 50% of my friends sober.
34. Drunk texting almost always turns out bad for me.
35. im emotionally awkward.
36. I don't know how to handle children
37. But at anytime ill go hang out with Austin, my 5 year old neighbor
38. Not a cat person. not a dog person. I'm a fish person.
39. I read twilight because i thought it was going to be a kick-ass vampire vs werewolf book.
40. took me untill the end of the first book to figure out it was a love story
41. I have thrown 4 live grenades in my life
42. I put cheese on a lot of things
43. at the movies, im the talking guy.
44. im also bigger most of you so you never say anything.
45. i love Zom-Rom-Coms. like shaun of the dead and zombieland.
46. i have driven a m113 armored APC
47. I want to go overseas and fight in Afghanistan
48. im known to break things.
49. i dont have many nice things because of #48
50. Just started a blog.

yupp thats about it.
laters