Fire.

This post is going to be about fire and why i dislike being on fire or burnt.
Reasons:
1. The smell is awful!
2. Not a big fan of blisters.
3. Also not a fan of being charcoal
4. You can't play with children when on fire!
5. Being on fire will make you a nudist if you dont act quickly.
6. Not being called a firecrotch.
7. The lack of that burning sensation you get.
i would come up with more but that's all i can think of right now.

SO
anyways got a new job, i torch tar onto flat roofs, i enjoy it but i dont enjoy my shoes catching on fire, which has happened a few times. once it even burnt right to my sock. and don't even get me started on the lack of arm hair i have now, that was fun. guess ill post the pic of my glove tomorrow or sometime soon really.
later