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so what do you think of when some one asks you what the most badass thing in the universe.
here is some of the answers i have gotten from that.
-Chuck norris.
ok i can agree with this. he is pretty awesome. i also would have accepted MR.T or pre-pacifier Vin Diesel.
-Fucking in public.
Jesus nipples. i almost died when i got this response. i was meaning people or things like maybe a stretch armstrong or maybe a 12 sided rubix cube, thats pretty badass. but fucking in public that is pretty badass come to think of.
-Jesus Christ on a unicorn with a rocketlauncher that launches Firballs of awesome.
ok this is more like i was expecting. that would be awesome to see. like in space. facing some sort of 3 headed monster, or that really annoying budlight guy. FUCK HIM. you are not funny. you are  lame.
ps this is my answer
-Kittens covered in spikes.
i wouldnt say badass per say. but it would be painful when that cat jumps on your lap wanting to be pet. it would be like having a cactus that enjoys belly rubs, throwing up on your stuff, and secretly trying to kill you...

that photo. that is pretty badass but im pretty sure that guy got his ass runover. it was that protester from china way back when.
-Donkey kong.
thats a good one too, i honestly stealing the princess and throwing barrels and just destroying shit. to on marios side helping him out, well kinda. and being a badass cart in mariocart 64. over all that would be a pretty rad choice.

and to finish it off ill show you what is not badass at all. no its not a pic of Obama or a sandwich with out cheese but they where close 2nds

that guy. is. Fail.
makes me want to facepalm.