In the army now.

Here in wainwright, Alberta actually ever since i joined the army in August 06 i have picked up a few things that they did not tell you when i first joined. here are some tips for those who want to join. Learn from my Fuck ups.

1. when given 15 mins to eat. time does not start when you get your food. it does not matter if it took you 13min to get your food. Ball up your fries, Grab anything you can stick into your pockets that wont go bad
2.All army food needs ketchup. EVERYTHING is boiled and overcooked.
3.High moral. i know this doesn't seem important but the army shits on everyone, not matter how bad it is. it can/will get worse. high moral helps pass thou the shit storm.
4.Don't kiss ass but also don't go out of your way to make it known your not an ass kisser. I have never kissed ass but i steped on some ego's early on. hence 4 years in and still no promotion.
5.When you can have fun with radios. but use correct radio procedure to do so. like call out attractive looking girls in a convoy. or do so with out letting people know who you are and. Randoly meow in the radio. start a tim hortons run by getting other peoples orders. pretend your talking into a mcdonalds drive thou mic.
6.Salute Salute Salute. anytime you see an officer. because a. it pisses them off. b. cant get in trouble for saluting. even when you dont need to but if you dont and they want to be a dick they can Jack you up!
7.ketchup. i cant stress this enough.
8.ration packs. save everything. it will be usefull for pranks or just a moral boost later.
9. Dress and deportment. Being the best looking man in nato does take some time :)
10.Gym is free go early go often!
that is IT.
Jog on!