utility belt

I have decided that i want to get a utility belt, just like batman.
but unlike him i will put only stuff i will need regularly unlike him.
(shark repellent! i know it was useful but how often are you going to use that)

things i would need.
-prepaid credit card of 50$ for emergency cab fair
-cell phone
-gum
-flask of rum.
-some sort of multi-tool or swiss army knife
-marbles(for juggling)
-deck of cards
-tim hortons rim roller.
-head phones
-blue tooth head set
-rabbits foot
-fries.
-mouthwash
-slingshot
-apples
-grappling hook.
-20 feet of rope
-a gun
-kryptonite (incase superman attacks)
-couple bucks in change
-waterbottle
-fish food.
-dvd of shaun of the dead
-thermos of soup or coffee
-a sammich
-set of batteries

and thats about it, dont know if my utility belt could hold more but if it could i would put in a skateboard