jello. from shooters to fighters

ok i wanted to do this "blog" thing in full force but right after my last post my PC decided to take a nose dive into oblivion. and she stopped working completely. but i have found temp means at that moment so now for my nonsensical rant!
The other day, i went to a kegger.
if you know me that is not strange at all. but this one was different!
how could it be different than other, university thrown events that you go to like flip cup, beer pong, and random shit breaking.
well first i showed up already SHITFACED. to what point i dont recall.
but i was promised Jello wrestling. like not me wrestling in the said jell but like girls. so i had to be there!
SO
i went there with my two super awesome amigos. Zing and Kristen.
hang on i missed a part. let me start at the start.
ok so i live right by a boston pizza, so me and allie, sarah, connor, and my parents, and renee was there too. but yeah they have schooners there, its like a super awesome tall glass of beer, if you drink 100 you get your own super awesome glass with your name engraved into it. so i ovi had to have 2. then after we birdman the waiter.(ill disscuss this on a later note) and leave a good tip we head back to my place. this is where there where trays of jello shooters waiting for me. so waiting for zinger i decided i was going to make a tower of empty shooter cups, so after a try of about 30 i was allready feeling good. so thats the start of my Jello filled night.
back to heading to the kegger.
i learnt that i can jump over bike racks, garbage cans and small shrubs with ease. railings not so much.
but so we get there the kegs taste awful. i mean god awful. they got cheep stuff i know but they got the cheep cheep stuff which is pretty lame if you ask me, but thats all i remember about the beer. so anyways nearing the end of the night some girls finally got into the jello fighting, with tonnes of horny university males chanting on, at first i was like ok theses girls are OK but then i found my calling. i noticed someone scooping the jello and putting in back into the pool.
if there where a real job like that i want it.
so i decided that
A. i get front row seats to the action( CHEA!)
B. i can use this to pour it on the girls
so thats exactly what i did, grab buckets of overflown jello and poured it on the girls who where fighting for the hearts and mind of the guys at that party. sure i got some jello on myself from being that close. but it was worth it.
but then zinger pointed one girl who wanted to fight but didnt want to go into the jello and get dirty. so i waited untill she was walking with her back towards me and i went to throw a bucket on her. In my hast i forgot that the ground was covered in slippery jello and i slid into the jello and nearly droping the large bucket on my self. but karma works in strange ways, with the last girl distracted by my inebriated ass. another girl tackled her into the pool. then i jump up and proceded to do my job. people cheered and i was a hero, and shortly after that is when i blacked out, but i had a recipt for a sub at subway so im sure i had a good night from there on.

and that's my story about jello