So today when zinger got home. i had him help me come up with a plan to take over the world.
it goes a little like this
My objective is simple: world domination.
My motive is a little bit more complex: to show them all
Stage One
To begin my plan, i will assassinate a Pope. This will cause the world to choke on their food. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good wearing the skin of another human? They will ask these questions as the gluttons choke!Stage Two
Next, I WILL vaporize the Moon (ooh, tides! kinky). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom(that i will build in my backyard), a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do my super very evil bidding.Stage Three
Finally, i will unleash my horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about an End to Sanity. My name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, deadly kittens and other small fuzzy animals that can cause havoc, and no man will ever again dare steal my nachos!. Everyone will bow before my Mind-Boggling Insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore my credit rating. and bring me a bag of burrito's!"BBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" -Gir
