around the world

i have this song stuck in my head.
ill post it for you

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thank you!

utility belt

I have decided that i want to get a utility belt, just like batman.
but unlike him i will put only stuff i will need regularly unlike him.
(shark repellent! i know it was useful but how often are you going to use that)

things i would need.
-prepaid credit card of 50$ for emergency cab fair
-cell phone
-gum
-flask of rum.
-some sort of multi-tool or swiss army knife
-marbles(for juggling)
-deck of cards
-tim hortons rim roller.
-head phones
-blue tooth head set
-rabbits foot
-fries.
-mouthwash
-slingshot
-apples
-grappling hook.
-20 feet of rope
-a gun
-kryptonite (incase superman attacks)
-couple bucks in change
-waterbottle
-fish food.
-dvd of shaun of the dead
-thermos of soup or coffee
-a sammich
-set of batteries

and thats about it, dont know if my utility belt could hold more but if it could i would put in a skateboard

Mission move from this sofa

on thursday my buddy got a new sofa along with 2 new videogames. nhl11 and Halo reach. i basicly have done nothing put play these games with eating breaks. we usally watch a movie in the breaks. but in the few days this sofa has been here im pretty sure ive allready worked in a but grove. This is what my life has come to.
eat, sleep, army, videogames, and the gym. theres nothing random about it, if its not working hours im in the same spot as i was last week or even yesterday.
god im boring
but i beat halo today, trying it on the hardest difficulty in a few minutes.
yeah.
exciting.

New Job?

buddy was getting a tattoo, and I was shooting ideas at the artist for new ink for myself.
she then asked if i ever wanted to be a artist.

blew me out of the water, like i thought about it but like really?
she just told me to draw up some flash ideas for a portfolio and start handing it out.
she said its the easiest way into the business

and you know what. im thinking about it.

Shit happens.

ok im going to skip the good right now and go right to the bad.
this weekend my car was keyed.
full out anger, deep into my doors trunk and hood. wtf man
but really, who cares. the car still runs and i have friends that are going to help me fix it.

on to the good.
last weekend in summer i spent in a Mansion on a lake. not a cottage a fucking MANSION!
like wow this was the biggest house ive ever been in.
i felt like god there. so awesome!
and it seems i have alberta sub zinger
my alberta zinger is James McGuire same kind of jokes, same taste in women, more gas.
but his family is rich. but his older(much older) sister reminds me of his mom, very proper.
zingers dogs, his nieces always hyper and enjoy yelling from understairs. (i almost died the first time as i fell backwards down the stairs)

work, awesome.
They have me working on firetrucks, yeah army training and learning to fix trucks and armored vehicles and im working on firetrucks.
they are like the voltron from hell.
the chasis is made in ottawa,
Allison transmissions from ontario somewheres
engine, either a dertroit diesel 92 or 53. form uhh i dont know detroit,
the fire package(like water turret or boom ladder) made in italy, upgraded in finland, assembled in florida and shiped out to vancover.
so basicly there is no 1 god manual they you have to find out what varient you have and find out yourself.
wiring, everywhere all shrinked sealed because of the water.
but god its awesome to be working on them.

still i miss my friends
and drinking everyweekend,
and cooking my own food.
and sleeping in a comfy bed.

why cant i have best of both worlds?

HolyFUCK

ok here i am, third month in lovely wainwright Alberta. I cant say much bad about this place, I work with great some great people, and when i do get work its awesome, dirty hand, grease monkey work! and its awesome. but on the first. 40days from my end of contract date they tell me i wont be able to finish my package in time.

what does that mean to me?

it means i got over 100 days until i am home.
bummer
i miss alot in hamilton. like i dunno warm weather! good looking girls. good bars and most of all
my friends.
but the way i see it is.
I'm not going anywhere in life. ill probably go back to Hamilton to go on EI or work some min wage job, scrap by until i get another army job.
so ill work here as long as i can and try to get something on the civi-side for when i get back to hamilton, but the way things seem it doesnt look too good for me.
whatever.
on the plus side, im looking into getting more tattoos and i just bought a new(ish) car. so not all is lost.

but heres a joke to end on.
A Guy at a bar went up to his buddy and asked him, "Can I have twenty bucks for a blow job?" His buddy then said, "I don't know. Are you any good?

In the army now.

Here in wainwright, Alberta actually ever since i joined the army in August 06 i have picked up a few things that they did not tell you when i first joined. here are some tips for those who want to join. Learn from my Fuck ups.

1. when given 15 mins to eat. time does not start when you get your food. it does not matter if it took you 13min to get your food. Ball up your fries, Grab anything you can stick into your pockets that wont go bad
2.All army food needs ketchup. EVERYTHING is boiled and overcooked.
3.High moral. i know this doesn't seem important but the army shits on everyone, not matter how bad it is. it can/will get worse. high moral helps pass thou the shit storm.
4.Don't kiss ass but also don't go out of your way to make it known your not an ass kisser. I have never kissed ass but i steped on some ego's early on. hence 4 years in and still no promotion.
5.When you can have fun with radios. but use correct radio procedure to do so. like call out attractive looking girls in a convoy. or do so with out letting people know who you are and. Randoly meow in the radio. start a tim hortons run by getting other peoples orders. pretend your talking into a mcdonalds drive thou mic.
6.Salute Salute Salute. anytime you see an officer. because a. it pisses them off. b. cant get in trouble for saluting. even when you dont need to but if you dont and they want to be a dick they can Jack you up!
7.ketchup. i cant stress this enough.
8.ration packs. save everything. it will be usefull for pranks or just a moral boost later.
9. Dress and deportment. Being the best looking man in nato does take some time :)
10.Gym is free go early go often!
that is IT.
Jog on!